Finding Your Perfect Mate

Joey is a garment, sized specifically to YOUR body and then custom made to your choice of Element & Color Combo!  Proper measurements are key to getting you the Joey of your dreams on the first try. Taking a few extra minutes to ensure an accurate reading may help get you snuggling faster, and also is kinder on our Earth when we can limit carbon footprint from exchanges, additional deliveries, and/or possible product waste.

If you have larger breasts, it is advised that you wear a soft, supportive bra (such as a sports bra) while taking your measurements. 

Males still take the same measurement. However, male sizing is a bit different, so be sure to select MENS garment size in the dropdown and then make a note to indicate you're a Dad! (or uncle, or grandpa, etc! ;) 


1. Watch the Video

2. Enter your 'Joey Measurement' results at Checkout!

3. Try to control your excitement until your perfect Joey mate arrives!


(Heads UP! We will reach out via email if we have contradictory or missing sizing info. After 45 days of attempt the order will be cancelled and refunded)




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